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If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.#Butt-head-#13921
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It takes all the running you can do to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!#Lewis Carroll-#16124
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Hand me the Constitution and pair of sissors!#Troy Tripp-Impersonating Noot Gingrinch#8631
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A real man would not shoplift the pootie from a single mother.#Jerry Maguire-#1298
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BUSINESS ANSWER: I'm not being paid, so you can't complain. REAL ANSWER: I'm sorry it had to be that way, but I do have a life; there's more to life than PONG, man! There's also DOOM.#Stephan Gagne-#4089
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Hi ho, Hi ho, its off to work we go.#-#9520
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Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure.#-#15552
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and fall in love.#-#7018
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Books on claustrophobia? They're in that little room over there, sir.#-#3898
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It's now up to you. I am papered" out for now. Do a good job!! I think there's a lot of material in it# may be too much. So- work on making the story as clean and focused as it was for the HPDC paper. Ship it off on Sunday. I don't need to see it. You do such a good job with writing!"#16569
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Haste makes waste.#John Heywood-#8723
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Kiss a clinician today!#-#17039
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Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?#Heathers-#5623
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Did you ever notice that two plus eleven" and "one plus twelve" not only give the same result but use the same letters?"#DrPhil-#5615
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John Bobbitt has no hard feelings.#-#16781
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BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.#-#3986
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I don't get no respect.#-#10544
