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Fear is the Mind Killer. It is the little death that leads to total obliteration.#Bene Gesserit Axiom-#7372
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May the ghost of lasagna be with you.#-#18502
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Diet Coke is changing its slogan from 'Just for the Taste of It' to 'You Are What You Drink.' What does that mean? You are a hodgepodge of chemicals not normally found in nature?#-#5665
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He loves me, we have great sex, and he fixes my car.#Amy Fisher-#8924
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Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.#-#18780
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Hard to say, since Emacs is still being developed. If at the end of its development its executable size is at least 3.2 times the size of the OS kernel it's being run under (Chandrasekhar's limit), no force in the universe can stop its collapse. Under Sun#-#8691
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In the bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled Sex for Dummies. Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them on the roads now?#-#15315
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An attitude of gratitude is a never-ending prayer.#-#2345
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I shot Jon and all I got was his bloody tshirt.#Elliott Evans-#11783
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How come if a sheep gets wet, he does not skrink?#-#9764
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It is extremely difficult to relax when you are falling from a high place.#-#15903
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As always, for my birthday, its a surprise party, so don't tell me about it. I want to be surprised.#Chris Holly-#2999
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May you grow so rich you never have to eat, drink, piss, crap, wash, or walk by yourself, God forbid.#-#18550
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If I'm awake, try me. If I'm asleep, wake me.#-#13937
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Driver carries no cash -- 2 kids in college.#-#6444
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i'm having FUN! well, in a random disgusting kinda way, but all good fun is disgusting.#Geoff Spear-#13001
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I just watched the wall, i might as well be drunk.#Steve Bajzek-#11268
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Don't rush a miracle man. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.#Princess Bride-#6236
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Join the Group Mind - become a Borg#-#16796
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Marijuana is nature's way of saying high.#-#18296
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Life is a placebo masquerading as a simile.#-#17552
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More than 2 would be very difficult to assimilate.#Mani Chandy-#19118
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Mac screen message: Like, dude, something went wrong.#-#18089
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Better living a beggar than buried an emperor.#-#3648
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An idealist believes the short run doesn't count. A cynic believes the long run doesn't matter. A realist believes that what is done or left undone in the short run determines the long run.#Sydney J. Harris-#2394
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A murder is only an extroverted suicide.
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A murder is only an extroverted suicide.
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I don't care what you know. Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash. Your ego's writing checks your *brain* can't cash.#Steve Bates-#10525
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Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.#-#6615
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Man, it's really dark in here. Somebody should light a witch.#Hugh Moore-#18230
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My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.#-#19377
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Hell! HELL!! I'VE WORKED IN THE COMP CENTER FOR TWO F*ING YEARS!!! HELL WOULD SEEM LIKE CLUB MED!!!!#Dean Mancine-#9288
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It is better to debate a question without settling it, than to settle a question without debating it.#Joseph Joubert-#15845
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Let's make like a Catholic and pull out.#-#17412
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Is it just me, or have the Byrds been reincarnated as Gin Blossoms?#Brian Caton-#15612
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Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.#William Buckley-#13527
