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He's the kind of man for the times that need the kind of man he is...#-#9227
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I would love to go out with you, but I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.#-#12485
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From the creative workshops of Soong, Inc.#-#7872
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Life is...life is...life is...a kumquat.......What? You mean it isn't?#-#17662
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If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.#-#13700
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It's better to be quotable than honest.#Tom Stoppard-#16322
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I've learned that the person with big dreams is more powerful than the one with all the facts.#Age 51-Live and Learn and Pass It On#13467
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Newsbytes: Microsoft announce EDLIN for Windows.#-#20025
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Inappropriate gift: Cuisin-Art... turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.#-#15412
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I wouldn't mind dying -- it's that business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.#R. Geis-#12557
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.#Rod Serling-#15882
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Garish is not enough.#Howard Rheingold-#7970
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Hi. Just called to touch base with you guys.#Dave Parker-Sage Inc.#9536
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I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me.#-#13208
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Lawyer, n.: Someone who goes in after the auditors and strips the bodies.#-#17238
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If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?#-#14346
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Clinton got his harrassment and whitewater cases mixed up, and accidentally shredded a pair of panties.#Jay Leno-#4742
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Most of us have been at work for several hours now.#-#19171
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In order to solve this differential equation you look at it until a solution occurs to you.#George Polya-#15261
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Communication Breakdown, it's always the same. I'm having a nervous breakdown, it drives me insane.#Led Zeppelin-#4887
