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A rolling disk gathers no mos.#-#1321
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Drilling for oil is boring.#-#6404
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I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.#Stanley Baldwin-#12542
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I don't care if the cows do come home, so long as they don't rent the room above me.#-#10520
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Explain to me again why I need a man.
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Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse.#-#17812
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I have been placed upon this Earth to torment you. YOU....#Dan Martinez-#11021
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Drink wet cement: Get Stoned.#-#6408
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After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.#Italian proverb-#1795
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I'm gonna make some blue muffins for breakfast.#Thanh Boyer-#12991
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I went to a psychiatrist recently and he said, 'Were you ever molested as a child?' And I said, 'No... I was dying to be molested, dying for someone to have a fiddle around.' And he said, 'Oooh, we've never heard THAT one before.'#Elton John-#12314
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Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people.#Oscar Wilde-#5523
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Laissez Faire Economics is the theory that if each acts like a vulture, all will end as doves.#-#17139
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Neurotic: Self-taut person.#-#19760
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God I would love to drag his frat boy ass to a Chaos UK concert.#alt.punk to Adam Rifkin-#8265
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My plan is to have subscriptions to 12 things running out on a rotating basis. Any magazine wanting me to subscribe to it will have to wait for a position to become available.
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He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met.#Abraham Lincoln-#8835
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Las Vegas is the place to be for theme weddings! Maybe you could have a george of the jungle wedding (I know adam has been looking for an excuse to wear a loin cloth in public).#Brian Rifkin-#17151
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If it's good, they discontinued it.#-#14012
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I'm a human blanket.#So I Married an Axe Murderer-#12852
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God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment - but many other things ceased as well! Woman was God's second mistake.#Nietzsche-#8239
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It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument.#William Gibbs McAdoo-#15919
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It's an electro-industrial band - they're playing at Heaven tonight. $5. That's $29.95 too much.#Mike Wallace-#16297
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About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.#-#1568
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Communism is the most painful path from capitalism to capitalism.#-#4893
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My daughter's like Federal Express. When she meets a guy she just absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.#Rodney Dangerfield-#19389
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A day not wasted is a day wasted!#-#725
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A man works hard for his filth, only to have vagrants come and steal it. It's a crying shame.#Ren and Stimpy-#1102
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Define yourself and give three examples.#-#5483
