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...some of the newer beepers also have a vibra-mode. Don't keep these in your pants-pocket, kids. '...I'm *so* glad you called.'#Elliott Evans-#331
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Men have left God not for other gods, they say, but for no god; and this has never happened before.#T.S. Eliot-choruses from The Rock#18762
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Her underarms are so hairy, she looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.#-#9377
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Fat person, n.: Nutritional Overachiever.#-#7358
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My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.#Heathers-#19610
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Either I'm getting predictable, or stay the hell out of my diary.#Greg Plesur-#6642
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Nice gesture... a 5-day waiting period to get a handgun. You have to get on a longer waiting list than that to buy Aladdin at Blockbuster.#Dennis Miller-#20045
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Gnomes are too short to do it.#-#8193
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I had already anticipated your lameness, and made plans to go to ballroom or something
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He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry attacks democracy itself.#William S. Paley-chairman of CBS#9003
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May a diseased elephant sit on your face.#-#18441
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Child: In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's.#-#4575
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He thought the formula for water was H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O, H-to-O.#-#8969
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Life's a witch, then you fly.#-#17704
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Like a goose, I just pass it on...#Adam Rifkin-#17729
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Happiness is a warm puppy and a high-speed blender.#-#8654
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Idiot Box, sniglet: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.#-#13540
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Jonathan Sacks, my crazy editor years ago at InfoWorld, once explained to me that if the Post Office would allow him to print a magazine that was all ads and no editorial, that's exactly what he would do. It's nice to feel wanted.#Robert X. Cringely-#16800
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I do not know everything; yet many things I do understand.#Johann Wolfgang von Goethe-#10494
