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I used to feel sorry for you when you weren't getting any dates. Now, I have no more sympathy.#-#12102
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COBOL. Hell's language. In Hell. C and C++ programmers decipher and maintain undocumented decades old code written in a language they don't even know, which was maintained by people who didn't know COBOL, either. Patience begins here.#Robert Rodgers-#4777
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Husbands are like fires. They go out if left unattended.#Zsa Zsa Gabor-#9969
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Ambiguity is the preserve of the nimble minded, yet frozen lipped.#-#2232
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If you have memorized the UNIX find" command and all its options# you probably aren't getting enough fresh air and sunlight."-#14659
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And help me to remember..... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.#Joe Covington-#2501
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Everyone is enthusiastic about your work.#-#7057
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Marshmallows don't kill people. Fascist regimes kill people.#R.M. Weiner-#18362
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Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it.#-#7326
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If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in a combat zone.#-#14444
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I would jog, but the ice would fall out of my glass.#-#12468
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It is essential that opposing action systems do not execute simultaneously.#-#15902
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Keep anything long enough and you can throw it away.#-#16957
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It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.#-#16387
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Child: Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.#-#4581
