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FedEx: when your packet absolutely, positively, has to get there THE NEXT DAY.#Rob Earhart-#7383
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But Captain--the engines can't take this much longer#-#4099
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Don't feed the bats tonight.#-#6125
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In England, the first book in the series was titled Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone#" while American readers- unaccustomed to philosophy in their children's books#15186
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It's like that Dilbert cartoon where Dilbert asks some woman if she wants to go to lunch next week and she replies she's not hungry.#John Dobbin-#16443
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E Pluribus Unix#-#6529
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Competence always contains the seeds of incompetence.#-#4905
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My love is like a cabbage head: Easily cut in two, the leaves I give to many, but the heart I give to you.#-#19509
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Jigsaw puzzle for English majors: one piece#-#16763
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Children --- beat your mother while she is young.#-#4605
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May the secondhand-clothes dealer marvel at the good condition of your wardrobe.#-#18507
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Mitchell's Law of Committees: Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it.#-#18980
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If you can read this you aren't looking through the Hubble telescope.#-#14476
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Disk Drive - machine part designed to collect dust, cigarette ash, etc.
