Bloom Lady: 05/20/13

Monday 20 May 2013

If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 ..

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If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 10E5, I know he's full of crap.#Richard P. Feynmann-What Do You Care What Other People Think?#13572

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My favorite sexual position is IN.#-#19425..

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My favorite sexual position is IN.#-#19425

Beware! The teddy bears of today still carry the v..

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Beware! The teddy bears of today still carry the vestigial claws of their ancestors...#-#3712

If you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't..

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If you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't give him two sides of a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none.#Ray Bradbury-Fahrenheit 451#14595

Conditions are so multivariate that it's difficult..

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Conditions are so multivariate that it's difficult to isolate causes from effects.#Adam Rifkin-#4969

It's like Deja Vu all over again.#Yogi Berra-#1642..

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It's like Deja Vu all over again.#Yogi Berra-#16429

As we ascend the social ladder, viciousness wears ..

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As we ascend the social ladder, viciousness wears a thicker mask.#Erich Fromm-#3087

JOHNSON AND LAIRD'S LAW: Toothache tends to start ..

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JOHNSON AND LAIRD'S LAW: Toothache tends to start on Saturday Night.#-#16791

I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!#-#10264..

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I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!#-#10264

Butchers do it with dead meat.#-#4157..

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Butchers do it with dead meat.#-#4157

History is made at night. Character is what you ar..

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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark!#John Whorfin-#9592

Beholders like to watch.#-#3581..

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Beholders like to watch.#-#3581

Don't vote --- it only encourages them!#-#6306..

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Don't vote --- it only encourages them!#-#6306

Deny your maker.#Alice in Chains-#5540..

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Deny your maker.#Alice in Chains-#5540

May you find out that your lover is having a sex c..

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May you find out that your lover is having a sex change operation.#-#18541

Coca-Cola is the Official Carbonated Beverage That..

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Coca-Cola is the Official Carbonated Beverage That Tastes Pretty Much The Same as Pepsi of the 1996 Olympics.#Dave Barry-#4780

I no longer wish to destroy an inanimate object. I..

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I no longer wish to destroy an inanimate object. I wish to *murder* it.#Dan Martinez-#11602

A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains ..

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A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension.#Oliver Wendell Holmes-#1139

I think he's playing his oboe with just one reed.#..

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I think he's playing his oboe with just one reed.#-#11897

Duty is what one expects from others.#-#6514..

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Duty is what one expects from others.#-#6514

Newlan's Truism: An acceptable level of unemployme..

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Newlan's Truism: An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.#-#20021

his ass is, uh, something bad that rhymes with ass..

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his ass is, uh, something bad that rhymes with ass.#Kristiina Wilson-#9559

Natural High: grandma's better than sex" cheesecak..

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Natural High: grandma's better than sex" cheesecake. Natural Low: realizing that you don't have a very good sex life."#-#19680

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you re..

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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?#-#14912

If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plum..

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If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.#Albert Einstein-1879-1955#13862

IBM was so ecstatic when its computer won the ches..

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IBM was so ecstatic when its computer won the chess match with Kasparov, executives vowed not to lay anybody off this month.#-#13515

As of next week, passwords will be entered in Mors..

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As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.#-#3051

I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar#-#12908..

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I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar#-#12908