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Businesses Asses Windows 2000 As Ship Date Nears#InformationWeek headline-#4095
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English is wonderful, when used correctly.#-#6717
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Infamouse? Is that some poor relative of Mickey Mouse?#Megan Coughlin-#15450
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All anime have one required stupid annoying character. For those that don't, C-Ko more than makes up.#Chris Mav" Holly"-#1910
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We have Attention Deficit... uh# Disorder!" "What?" "What!?""-Milk & Cheese#177
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I remember when Saturns were rockets, not cars.#-#11726
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Joseph Stalin as The Fiddler on the Roof...#Friends-#16809
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I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try and keep up!#Mike Noonan-Albuquerque, NM#10019
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...while we were there she got her nose pierced with a relatively big hoop. She asked me my opinion of it, and I said that I really liked it and that it gave her this whole formidable woman of strength" look. She said that she'd always had that# and I said "Yes you've always had it- but now it's in your nose.""#348
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For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 3.#Alice Kahn-#7609
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20,000 miles to an oasis, 20,000 years will I burn. 20,000 chances are wasted, waiting for the moment to turn... Catch me if I fall.#-#401
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Informercial Tzar isn't a title that can be bestowed - you have to fight your way to the top in televised cage matches.#Greg Plesur-#15471
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Benny Hill was the master of the single entendre.#-#3623
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Ah, a meal fit for a king. Here, King!#-#1824
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Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong.#Blair Houghton-#4798
