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A famous sculpter when ask how he did such a masterpiece said, The masterpiece was always there I just removed the pieces that were covering it up and did not belong.#-#780
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Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.#-#5863
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Don't vote... it only encourages them.#Jack Paar-#6308
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Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.#-#4508
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Look before you leap.#Samuel Butler-#17882
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In a move that will leave future generations either snorting in disgust or doubled-over with laughter, Navigator 6 actually requires the skins, completely ignoring the look-and-feel of the operating system it's running on. For Nagivator users, skins have #Suck-#15094
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And now, the sound of John Denver being strangled...#Monty Python-#2543
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Do not shoot a glass arrow into a painted deer.#-#5867
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Mr. Quick Brown Fox, jump over me again and I will kill you.#Lazy Dog-#19241
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Greg and Brian acronym: NMDB = Not My Darned Business.#-#8515
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Latinos don't get the blues. We're very happy. It's more like a light blue, like a periwinkle.#El Vez-#17183
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Here Skugg/Lies snug/As a bug/In a rug.#Benjamin Franklin-#9394
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Just because I'm amoral doesn't mean I have no values.#-#16851
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Always draw your curves, then plot the data.#-#2189
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I only drink fortified wines during bad weather. Snowstorm, hurricane, tornado--I'm not particular, as long as it's bad. After all, any storm for a Port.#Paul S. Winalski-#11627
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A very special episode of ER was on last week. The emergency room doctors operated for seven hours trying to remove Mark Fuhrman's head from his ass.#-#1473
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Let's prove that all these assholes in the press that think that you guys don't deserve your own Woodstock, were wrong.#Woodstock 94 track 5-#17439
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I'm aloof, I like to run around outside, but I also like to curl up in warm spots. I eat fish.#Megan Coughlin on why she'd make a good cat-#12893
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Call now for a free plant.#Crazy People-#4277
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10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.#-#367
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A person who's at the top has the habit of getting to the bottom.#-#1229
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Man cannot discover new oceans until he has courage to lose sight of the shore.#Chinese Proverb-#18187
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And God said, let there be light. BUD light!#-#2496
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Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?#-#6876
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It is not necessarily effeminate to drink tea.#-#15962
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It looks like an optical illusion, but it isn't.#-#16054
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Chimeric, adj.: 1. Created by or as if by a wildly fanciful imagination; highly improbable. 2. Given to unrealistic fantasies; fanciful.#-#4625
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I'm due back on the planet Earth now.#Woody Allen-#12941
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Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.#-#4392
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.#-#8353
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Microsoft - where quality is job 1.0.1#-#18847
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Everyone knows the moon is really made of silver, it's quarters and halves.#-#7065
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If the price of peace is the blackening of my name, I will gladly take it.#Michael Collins-#14261
