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I would that my horse had the speed of your tongue!#Much Ado About Nothing-#12547
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I'm gonna miss being disreputable.#Mission Impossible-#12992
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In fact most problems in this universe and in many contiguous universes are I/S's fault.#Mark Curby-#15195
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Bart, if we had $10,000, we'd be millionaires!#Homer Simpson-#3347
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If you wish peace, work for justice.#Pope Paul VI-#14895
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Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.#-#18220
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Don't guess...unless you have to. The universe is uncertain enough as it is.#-#6153
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I'm worried about Congress really messing this up. We have that tendency, I've been told.#Senator Orin Hatch-#13347
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Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down#-#7393
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i seem to be canadian!#Ethan Schartman-#11773
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File Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake It?#-#7445
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Everything's zen? I don't think so.#Bush-#7142
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My money is all wrinkled. I have to go home and iron it.#Bob McKown-#19526
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For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.#Richard Feynman-#7612
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Don't give me that intelligence stuff, find me something I can blow up!#-#6144
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Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.#-#18879
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I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?#-#13211
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Haiku Hi Tech: The sand remembers, Once there was beach and sunshine, But chip is warm too.#-#8598
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If Neil Armstrong had dropped his pants on the moon, would he have been accused of earthing someone?#Jay Leno-#14100
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I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.#Bart Simpson-Writing 500 times on the board#12367
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Above all else - sky.#-#1574
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Adult, n.: One old enough to know better.#-#1733
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A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road.#Alexander Smith-#1056
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My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore. Scraping through my head till I don't want to sleep anymore.#Nine Inch Nails-#19420
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I know I made some very nice FFT slides, but I can't find them. Do any of you know where they are?#Mani Chandy-#11298
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I saw Chris that afternoon and he invited me to come over to your party. We were also having a party at our house that same night and a friend of mine asked me to come to his party at Roselawn 10 the same night. Now, being the party animal that I am, I ha#Eugene Chung-#11743
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My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian.#Paulina Porizkova-#19355
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Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say Honk if...""#-#9684
