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It's like raising 120 kids all going through puberty at the same time.#Vince Indelicato-#16440
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Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors.#-#5714
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Congress spends like a drunk sailor, and that's unfair for two reasons. The sailor spends his own money, and, eventually, he sobers up.#Richard Nixon-#5037
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Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.#-#2182
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88% of Bush voters have no idea what rappers are talking about.""#-#449
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It is so bad, I've not only lost interest... I've lost apathy!#-#16000
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Final message from the Titanic: Crash due to icebug.#-#7451
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Group Photo#-#8532
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It's 'Thorns'? I thought it was called 'all fat chicks on the dancefloor'.#Andrew Williams-#16212
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It's tough to climb the ladder of success, especially if you're trying to keep your nose to the grindstone, your shoulder to the wheel, your eye on the ball, and your ear to the ground.#The Lion-#16656
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Eiffelites, sniglet: Gangly people sitting in front of you at the movies who, no matter what direction you lean in, follow suit.#-#6633
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Fulldeckism: Been short on oxygen one time too many.#-#7907
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I was expecting more when Adam said it wasn't worth the time it takes to load, but that's all there is. Of course he was still right.#John Dobbin-#12221
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If you can't beat 'em, make fun of 'em.#Bruce Sherrod-#14490
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I have a speech impediment....my foot#-#10999
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I'm on the crest of a slump.#-#13202
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it's more than that -- it's the James Dean factor. the bottom line is that, if smoked correctly, a cigarette really, truly does make you look cooler. it gives you emphysema, but you look cool.#Andrew Stellman-#16460
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Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly.#Ambrose Bierce-The Devil's Dictionary#1732
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Callouses are the speed bumps of calligraphy.#Adam Rifkin-#4287
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Anyone ever see the tops of the words THERE IS NO FUCKING POINT" slowing rising on the mental horizon?"#John Bbz" Jantos"-#2775
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Happy Thread, take me away!#Dan Martinez-#8687
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Coronation, n.: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.#Ambrose Bierce-The Devil's Dictionary#5129
