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it's called life. deal.#Deanna Rubin-#16335
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Illiterate? Write today for free information: 19 Wilton Acres, Wilton, CT 06897.#-#15021
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My dreams are getting way too literal.#Calvin-#19402
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Caffeine makes me lose my concentration, I lose my concentration, what was I saying?#-#4254
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General Failure reading drive A: Please remove your fist.#-#7998
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I will not show off.#Bart Simpson-Writing 500 times on the board#12378
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A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.#Carl Sandburg-#530
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New York's got the ways and means; Just won't let you be.#The Grateful Dead-#20017
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In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.#Jack Handey-#15404
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De Gaulle remarks... about the American will to power# cloaking itself in idealism." By now- this will to power is not so much cloaked in idealism as it is drowned in fatuity."#5381
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Even a cabbage may look at a king.#-#6814
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Interstellar matter is a gas.#-#15549
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[First class] used to be a better meal. Now it's a better life.#Jerry Maguire-#468
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He's stoopid. His sewing machine's out of thread.#-#9203
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Beer undergoes no color conversion in transition from input to output (GIGO).#-#3534
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I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.#Fred Allen-#10376
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Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.#Walt Kelly-#7578
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I enjoy the time that we spend together.
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DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data.#-#5380
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i'm with andy. no need to know left over here#Fleur Dragan-#13344
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I once had a dog and named him 'Stay'. I'd go 'Come here, Stay.' Pretty soon the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.#Steven Wright-#11611
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But if much of the Internet was built around wires and code, an equal amount was built around pomposity and bullshit. The wired world has produced lavalike torrents of manifestos promising utopias, an end to poverty and ignorance, the collapse of governme#John Katz-Wired#4117
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May a rabid hyena follow you constantly.#-#18454
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A new survey reveals that 28% of all Americans admit they sometimes urinate in the swimming pool. Today, 19 countries withdrew from the '96 Summer Games in Atlanta.#-#1174
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----> If you cut here, you'll ruin your monitor. <----#-#268
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Every successful man I have heard of has done the best he could with conditions as he found them, and not waited until next year for better. --E.W. Howe
