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Gigolo, n.: A fee-male.#-#8102
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I can't be overdrawn, I still have more checks#-#10323
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Dirty tags and they're done dirt cheap.#-#5709
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Gave his life for tourism.#Steve Martin on King Tut-#7979
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Mr. Sco*t G*t th*s* trib*les out*of m* ta*lin* n*w#-#19242
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Make it do... Or do without.#-#18146
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A house divided.........is a duplex.#-#956
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It's like documenting the construction of the grand canyon!#Ash Gokhale-#16430
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I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.#-#11584
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If you're anywhere near as annoying as you are on other instances, we'll give you the Rob Earhart treatment. Just a warning.#Jon Ferro to Andrew Stellman-#14909
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Didn't pay for sex. Paid for excellent ideas on foreign policy.#David Letterman-#5657
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Cigarette, n.: Fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a little tobacco in between#-#4671
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He made one crucial mistake. He looked bad on TV.#Dennis Miller-#8925
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Excuse me, but there's something about the thickness of your neck and the broadness of your shoulders that makes me think you'd be an agile hunter and provide well for our children.#3rd Rock from the Sun-#7193
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Keeping a quote file seriously improves your conversational skills.#James Cook-#16983
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Falling in love is like catching knives. In time, you can learn to do it without hurting yourself every time. It's still a dangerous proposition, though.#nelson@crynwr.com-10/13/96#7312
