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By the way, if you do mention Pez and my wife, also mention that she's a management consultant and has a master's degree in molecular genetics, OK?#Pierre Omidyar-who founded eBay to help his wife collect Pez dispensers#4200
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All truly wise thoughts have been thought already thousands of times; but to make them truly ours, we must think them over again honestly, till they take root in our personal experience.#Johann Wolfgang von Goethe-#2115
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Disclaimer: Nope, never saw her before in my life.#-#5726
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Don't try to be different. Just be good. To be good is different enough.#Arthur Freed-#6295
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Aaahhhh... nothing like a fine breakfast of snapple, cheetos, and rolaids...#Rohit Khare-#1553
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Hey, I may not have a biological urge to hunt giraffes, but I'm seriously working up a desire to hunt them for fun. Maybe with darts, since I don't really know what I'd do with a giraffe.#John Dobbin-#9490
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I'm not saying that you should sell something that isn't the truth, just that the inherent wisdom of your words may not be apperent to everyone. You can argue that it should be, but that will get you very nowhere, because these people come from a differen#Alex Crain-#13168
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Is it time for lunch yet?#-#15629
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Murray's Rule Of BasketbalL: A free agent is anything but.#-#19307
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Everyone who believes in telekinesis... raise my hand.#-#7080
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Even I dip my ladle into the english well every now and then.#Adam Rifkin-#6823
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mechanical engineers build weapons. civil engineers build targets.#Wendigo-#18695
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Don't give up, I'm proud of who you are.#-#6145
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Chutzpah, n.: The quality that allows a man to murder both his parents and then throw himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan.#-#4670
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I washed my edible underwear and now they're gone.#-#12284
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GOLD'S LAW: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.#-#8347
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Do you have a license to sell hot dogs?!!#P.W. Herman-#5912
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And, spite of pride, in erring reason's spite, one truth is clear: Whatever is, was meant to be.#-#2607
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Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.#G.M. Trevelyan-#6614
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Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair.#Tasha-#8115
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Have I ever had a relationship? A couple.#Adam Rifkin-#8747
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Do you like Minnesota for its extensive collection of snow?#Adam Rifkin-#5937
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Don't wipe your hands on your pants. That's why socks were invented.#-#6316
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Competition brings out the worst in people and the best in products.#David Sarnov-#4907
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It's not only a matter of when to do things, but whether or not to do them at all. It's asking questions of why and how as well as when. It's consulting your compass as well as your clock.#-#16523
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Legalink, n.: A marriage performed without religious ceremony.#-#17292
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Keep the kettle boiling ... if you are going to be in hot water, it may as well be your own.#-#16968
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Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.#-#3135
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If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?#-#13628
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.#-#6201
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He keeps differentiating.... flying off on a tangent.#-#8911
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How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb? None: The user can work it out.#-#9875
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In the words of the Fonz... Correctomundo.#Josh Dubey-#15377
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Hey, it's rated the best Bruce in the area. And, it's the only Bruce imported *into* Bethesda. One third less calories than the other leading Bruce.#Bruce Sherrod-#9496
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Between the known and the unknown are the doors of perception.#-#3672
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Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong about the facts.#The Old Philosopher-#6927
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I'm not breaking the rules. I'm merely testing their elasticity.#-#13110
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Great. I've lumped myself in with the unwashed masses. I'm no longer unique. I *hate* it when I do that.#Fleur Dragan-#8493
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Be Nice to Your Enemies, It Drives Them Nuts.#-#3439
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I've used Basic so long, my brain has gonesub permanently#-#13510
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Did you know that Erwin Rommel earned the nickname Desert Fox" after numerous officers saw him prancing naked across the African desert after dark with a dead chicken in his mouth? Don't believe that "brilliant tactician" horse puckey for a second."#webmaster@bungie.com-#5642
