Bloom Lady: 12/08/12

Saturday 8 December 2012

Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't ..

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Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass.#Jack Handey-#18364

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DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG (UNDER PENALTY OF LAW)#-#58..

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DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG (UNDER PENALTY OF LAW)#-#5865

I don't buy the notion that Tomb Raider was a hit ..

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I don't buy the notion that Tomb Raider was a hit because of Lara Croft's unusually large, um... polygon count.#Dan Martinez-#10518

I asked my 93-year-old mother for the secret to a ..

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I asked my 93-year-old mother for the secret to a long, happy life. She said, Son# having a short memory helps a lot!""-#10181

Blond Medical Dictionary Term: Tumor, n. - More th..

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Blond Medical Dictionary Term: Tumor, n. - More than one.#-#3857

I will never win an Emmy.#Bart Simpson-Writing 500..

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I will never win an Emmy.#Bart Simpson-Writing 500 times on the board#12334

After any unit has been completely assembled, extr..

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After any unit has been completely assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.#-#1769

Editing is a rewording activity.#-#6596..

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Editing is a rewording activity.#-#6596

Alex, I'll take Annoying Software" for $200."#Chri..

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Alex, I'll take Annoying Software" for $200."#Chris Hanson-#1886

Condense soup, not books!#-#4966..

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Condense soup, not books!#-#4966

Nine-tenths of the girls in a girl's college are n..

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Nine-tenths of the girls in a girl's college are not pretty.#-#20082

For centuries, people thought the moon was made of..

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For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.#-#7624

I'd also like to say that I'm sick of hearing abou..

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I'd also like to say that I'm sick of hearing about guns. Guns guns guns. Will you people get some sex or something?#Paul Mazaitis-#12582

It is an all-too-human frailty to suppose that a f..

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It is an all-too-human frailty to suppose that a favorable wind will blow forever.#Rick Bode-First You Have to Row a Little Boat#15822

I've been doing parallel processing for so long, I..

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I've been doing parallel processing for so long, I'm beside myself.#-#13371

I've known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a..

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I've known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a child --- sometimes on the same day.#-#13464

Ada is the 400 pound gorilla of programming langua..

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Ada is the 400 pound gorilla of programming languages.#-#1682

i don't want to do that. my title is software engi..

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i don't want to do that. my title is software engineer, not hack engineer.#Sherry Heinz-#10701

Alright, dammit. What song is this from? I mean - ..

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Alright, dammit. What song is this from? I mean - I know it's a Depeche Mode tune, but who covered it most recently?. Oooooo! Nevermind! It's that Trent Reznor guy from Nine Foot Roailroad Ties or something, isn't it?#Mike Moose" Wallace"-#2152

Each machine has its own, unique personality which..

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Each machine has its own, unique personality which probably could be defined as the intuitive sum total of everything you know and feel about it.#Robert Pirsig-Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance#6532