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If you hate a person, you hate something in that person that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.#Hermann Hesse-#14650
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A man has a right to unrestricted liberty of discussion. Falsehood is a scorpion that will sting itself to death.#Percy Bysshe Shelley-A Declaration of Rights#1057
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Always avoid and eschew pleonastic redundancy.#-#2176
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If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll be unhappy for the rest of your life.#Abraham Maslow-#14539
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Avoid blue food.#-#3241
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Happiness is a warm puppy, thought the anaconda.#-#8655
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Just imagine, if you will, what kind of delicious suffering awaits you at the hands of the most powerful milkman in the universe.#Milkman Dan-Red Meat#16884
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I hope I'm not being all depressing, but that is kind of my point here.#Bruce Sterling-#11194
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Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.#Rose Kennedy-#17663
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A dog is a dog unless he's facing you; then he's MR. dog.#-#757
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Moral loophole: You are not guilty of DUI if you thought someone else was driving.#-#19102
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It's amazing the things you can do with duct tape. Sometimes I use it instead of underwear.#Dilbert-#16292
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An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.#-#2390
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An amphibian is a land animal who is almost impossible to drown.#-#2329
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I'll have what the guy in the casket had.#-#12801
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I'd pay to see it. But then I'd buy a computer with only one button too.#John Dobbin-#12742
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If the bug database isn't in the same realm of importance as the source control system then you don't need to go any further to explain quality problems.#Martin Frankel-#14221
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How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?#-#9805
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Do you mind if I change one wee aspect? The words.#Blackadder III-#5940
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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever...#-#8187
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Nearly every man is a firm believer in heredity until his son makes a fool of himself.#-#19727
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... After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.#H. L. Mencken-on Shakespeare#271
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Everything bows to success, even grammar.#-#7091
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Justice is truth in action.#Benjamin Disraeli-#16933
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Art deals with the needs, the refueling - of man's conciseness.#Ann Rand-Philosophy: Who needs it?#2953
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I distinctly remember forgetting that.#-#10477
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All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.#Bart Simpson-Writing 500 times on the board#2127
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But you could tell me you met this girl. You could tell me she was intelligent, not just pop intelligent like these other women, but really intelligent, like 'she runs me around in circles' and she's gorgeous, and we like each other, but not too much, and#Chris Heiser-#4151
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I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on half a mug of beer.#Senator Claghorn-#13503
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Grown men do not need leaders.#Edward Abbey-#8537
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Ambiguous headline: SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM#-#2273
