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It's a cult of personality, and I'm his high priestess.#-#16217
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Jack.
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If at first you don't succeed, blame the cold, cruel universe.#-#13677
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A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark.#-#816
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In the words of the great one: Don't be so certain that I'll always be here just because I've always been.#John Dobbin-#15378
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Earthquake predictors are faultfinders.#-#6561
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Did you know that clones never use mirrors?#Ambrose Bierce-The Devil's Dictionary#5641
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If you see him riding on a bamboo cane, say to him, Good health to your horse.""#-#14768
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I used to be a schizophrenic, but now I'm lonely.#-#12089
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I have rarely, if ever, seen Acknowledgement sections as gratuitously profligate as yours.#Rohit Khare-#11102
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A note on foreign shipments: canadian orders get an additional $3.00 tacked on to shipping, the rest of the world gets an additional $10.00 -- mostly because they're not as good at hockey and lacrosse.#Shipping term on www.copyleft.net-#1188
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Dig him up and shake his hand, appreciate the man.#They Might Be Giants-#5677
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Get a RETURN key or DIE a CANCEROUS, BLOODY DEATH.#Robert Rodgers-80 column terminal#8055
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By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be far apart.#-#4187
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Ben, I threw food at you to make you shut up. It hasn't worked. If you don't shut up, I want my food back.#Dale Newfield-#3619
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Isn't it obvious... it is portable... I mean why buy the new GI Joe doll, when you already have the old one? it has kung fu grip! *BONUS*#Chris Holly on my Powerbook dreams-#15694
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Even in paradise, you have to go to the crappiest beach first to appreciate the really monster death-defying ones.#Rohit Khare-#6835
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If such a blatent, grauitous, and sinful celebration of violence and anti-social behavior should offend you, we suggest the following: 1. Go f*** yourself. 2. Go f*** yourself again.#disclaimer-xevil.com#14204
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I love cats... they taste just like chicken.#-#11458
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I prefer I got chunks of guys more punk rock than you in my stool!" But I don't judge a mundane by their clothes so much as by the fear in their eyes..."#Jack Collins-#11660
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Because dinner in California is so important.#Mani Chandy-#3504
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I got your oak between my legs. More like a redwood.#John Dobbin-#10873
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I have absolute confidence as to his integrity.#George H. W. Bush-On Nixon, during Watergate#11008
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I'm the person your mother warned you about...#-#13320
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Isn't it wonderful, his sort of unspoken modesty?#Ebert of Siskel-#15698
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Keep a stiff upper chin.#Samuel Goldwyn-#16954
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It's hard to face tomorrow, but it's easier than facing no tomorrow.#-#16386
