(Click image to enlarge)
May your brother become a gay porno film actor.#-#18591
(Click image to enlarge)
I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me.#-#11514
(Click image to enlarge)
A federal survey shows that California leads the nation in illiteracy. This can't be true! Most of our parents were married!#-#788
(Click image to enlarge)
In Russian tragedy, everybody dies. In Russian comedy, everybody dies, but they die happy.#-#15284
(Click image to enlarge)
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.#Jack Handey-#14606
(Click image to enlarge)
Freedom of speech is the right to argue about issues you don't understand.#-#7816
(Click image to enlarge)
I made it foolproof, but now they are making better fools!#-#11493
(Click image to enlarge)
It's not just a piece of coal, it's a piece of history! Besides you also get that museum quality presentation case. That alone must be worth 25 bucks.#John Dobbin-#16510
(Click image to enlarge)
I think that timeline, like most, diverges into junk. A fine example of historical myopia, with more detail in the last five years than the previous twenty.#Rohit Khare-#11963
(Click image to enlarge)
Just throw away all that computerized shit listing all human data. No one knows anything about human beings. You have to love the people because they always lose.#Leslie Woolf Hedley-#16915
(Click image to enlarge)
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE#-#10537
(Click image to enlarge)
How do people know about Infospheres when our papers have yet to appear?#Mani Chandy-#9793
