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I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.#-#10301
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LA, what a great place!#Too Much Joy-#17118
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Can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.#-#4347
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Army Law: If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, paint it.#-#2942
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Death is lighter than a feather, duty is heavier than a mountian.#-#5428
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Lunatic Asylum, n.: The place where optimism most flourishes.#-#18076
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of dating children.#-#1518
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If the end does not justify the means - what can?#Edward Abbey-#14232
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I have a 30-year contract, and the lawyer who drew it up for me got the same sentence.#-#10956
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By trying, we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's, I mean.#Mark Twain-#4209
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Don't you love New Years? Everybody gets a second chance.#Forrest Gump-#6343
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FLAME v. To speak incessantly and/or rabidly on some relatively uninteresting subject or with a patently ridiculous attitude. FLAME ON: v. To continue to flame. See RAVE.#-#7534
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apparently the moon is in the house of seriously fucked up shit.#May Jawdat-#2852
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Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.#-#18027
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It's okay to laugh during sex, just so long as you don't point.#-#16572
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...so I m sitting here telling her about my skills and how I m the super master of everything and about how I actually *made* John Black out of twelve transistors and a block of aluminium (courtesy of Bell Labs). She said that someone would get back to me
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.#-#12596
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It never rains, it never snows. How we survived, God only knows.#-#16077
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Everybody should believe in something. I believe I will have another drink.#-#7023
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Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.#-#19913
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Charlie, they took my thumbs!#The Pope of Greenwich Village-#4514
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Blond Medical Dictionary Term: Enema, n. - Not a friend.#-#3837
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Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.#-#19805
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Are you from Indiana? Okay, I'll speak very slowly.#David Letterman-#2899
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.#-#5102
