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Kristy Swanson is like the energizer bunny of movie plugs.#Richard Goodman-#17099
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Fiction can be fun, but I prefer the reference section.#Ace Ventura-#7423
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Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?#Groucho Marx-1890-1977#5954
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It's not just the hamburger, or the cheeseburger, or the special sauce. It's the three-tiered system that makes the Big Mac so delectable!#Rohit Khare-#16514
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Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.#-#19252
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Hypercube, n.: A computer with so many processors that the data you want is always elsewhere#-#9971
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Kids, if you look at Elvis before and after, you will see what drugs will do to you.#-#17011
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A good aphorism is too hard for the tooth of time, and is not worn away by all the centuries, although it serves as food for every epoch.#Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche-Miscellaneous Maxims and Opinions, 1879#875
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Dancing, n.: A vertical expression of a horizontal intention.#-#5322
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I feel like I'm five years late for the prom.#Jerry Maguire-#10757
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Fudd's First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough it will fall over.#-#7903
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I didn't even break a nail.#Buffy the Vampire Slayer-#10458
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I'd love to, but my uncle escaped again.#-#12727
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A good compromise leaves everybody mad.#Bill Watterson-#879
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Life is a great sunrise. I do not see why death should not be an even greater one.#Vladimir Nobokov-#17547
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New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.#-#20014
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Have you seen Quasimodo? I had a hunch he was back.#-#8801
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" "Je voudrais bien# mais je n'ai rien a porter.""-#176
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Live long and multi-task.#Mike Smithwick-#17816
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Fortune lies as much/ in the hand of the eater/ as in the cookie.#Douglas Hofstadter-#7771
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Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing onself.#Charles Baudelaire-#7094
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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.#Paul Beatty-#13651
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If my mind had the power to heal me, you would think it would also have the power to keep me out of graduate school. No such luck.#Lynda Callicotte-#14096
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Is an existentialist something to eat?#Brian Trotter-#15595
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It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, but we can't dodge a fly.#Josh Billings-#16012
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if i don't go postal it will only be because i ran out of time.#Aleecia McDonald-#13838
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Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.#-#6676
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He's DEAD, Jim. You get his teeth.#Bones McCoy-DDS#9142
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As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.#-#3035
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Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.#Napoleon Hill-#6624
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.#Malaclypse the Younger-#515
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Mandatory tagline not required for this message.#-#18243
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Manuscript: Something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.#Oliver Herford-#18250
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Home of Doberman Propulsion Laboratories: The ultimate in watchdog weaponry.#Chris Shaw-#9653
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In case of fire, yell FIRE!""#-#15155
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AMAZING BUT TRUE ... There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.#-#2229
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Clarity is my curse.#John Dobbin-#4696
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Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... thy bidding will be done (munch munch munch).#Homer Simpson-#5405
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Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp. It's 2 for postage and 30 for storage.#Gerald Regan-Cabinet Minister, 12/31/83 Financial Post#4353
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Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?#-#2884
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In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.#-#15181
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If you can't guess how he dies, kill yourself before you breed.#Mr. Cranky-#14503
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If you can dream it you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started by a mouse.#Walt Disney-#14466
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Are you tellin' me Mr. Zero knew?#When Harry Met Sally-#2919
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No man can serve two mistresses.#-#20140
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Fun fact: the dutch word for delicious" is pronounced "lacquer". Telling# isn't it?"-Jim Bay#7920
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If at first you don't succeed, forget it.#-#13686
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Look, Muth tracks#-#17911
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Hobbits do it only if it isn't dangerous. (Well, MOST hobbits, anyway.)#-#9626
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A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.#-#1342
