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Did you hear about the call-girl who made two appointments for the same time? She was able to squeeze them both in.#-#5626
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Everytime you meet a situation, though you think at the time it is an impossibility and you go through the tortures of the damned, once you have met it and lived through it, you find that forever after you are freer than you were before.#Eleanor Roosevelt-#7145
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I didn't think anyone with such a small penis could make such a colossal dent in my life.#William and Mary-voice mail message, 4/21/93#10469
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Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist.#-#19907
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If smoking doesn't kill you, tobacco prices will!!!#-#14172
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Liberty is food easy to eat but hard to digest.#Jean-Jacques Rousseau-#17497
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.#Ben Franklin-#8948
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here is more to life than increasing its speed.#Wilferd A. Peterson-#9393
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Classic oxymoron: Rap Music.#-#4713
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If you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen 'em all.#-#14967
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I see how their eyes are gathered into one#-#11760
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God is a combination of Stalin and Castro.#Professor Beildelman-#8269
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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.#Edsger W. Dijkstra-#4931
