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Don't eat with your mouth full.#David Farber-#6116
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Kilroy occupied these coordinates.#-#17023
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Jack Ryan as President manages to declare martial law in the U.S., triple the size of the CIA operations directorate, lobby for a flat tax system, order the assasination of a foreign head-of-state, state publicly that he is against abortion, and most amaz
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Failure teaches success.#-#7290
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He filled out an organ donor card. It seems they took his brain early.#-#8856
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Last week, Marion Barry was sworn in for his fourth term as mayor of Washington, DC. He was treated for second degree burns after his fingers touched the bible.#Dennis Miller-#17172
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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.#Helen Keller-#11437
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I'd love to, but I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.#-#12651
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I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20 years ago. When somebody there predicted the market for microprocessors would eventually be in the millions, someone else said, Where are they all going to go? It's not like you need a# I went back to the same hotel. I noticed the room keys had been replaced by electronic cards you slide into slots in the doors. There was a computer in every doorknob."-Danny Hillis#12317
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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.#H. L. Mencken-#7633
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Baruch's Observation: If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.#-#3349
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Corporate beer: less taste, more filling.#Jean-Louis Gassee-#5130
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How will we know the boomer era is coming to an end? Two words. Designer coffins.#-#9907
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I was born smiling.
