Bloom Lady: 01/06/13

Sunday 6 January 2013

It is not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden..

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It is not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.#Douglas Adams-#15967

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At Sears, our mechanics hear noises other mechanic..

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At Sears, our mechanics hear noises other mechanics don't!#-#3173

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, I'd l..

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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said# "Would you like some fries with that?""-Jay Leno#12301

Be patient with those who are slower than you, for..

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Be patient with those who are slower than you, for they make you look better.#-#3442

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the k..

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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.#Yogi Berra-#11933

I like children. If they're properly cooked.#WC Fi..

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I like children. If they're properly cooked.#WC Fields-#11365

Half the failures of this world arise from pulling..

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Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping.#Augustus Hare-#8619

Either that file gets deleted, or you do.#Golden Y..

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Either that file gets deleted, or you do.#Golden Years-#6643

No Folks, there's no device, no box of gods, to de..

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No Folks, there's no device, no box of gods, to descend, take up this tragedy, tie up all the loose ends!#Cinder Block-#20125

Child: Some people can tell what time it is by loo..

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Child: Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I have never been able to make out the numbers.#-#4587

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, ..

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it can consume your father if you're not careful.#Elliott Evans-#6480

Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.#-#1..

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Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.#-#17149

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insa..

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Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.#-#18339

Milk does the body GOOD.#Encino Man-#18892..

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Milk does the body GOOD.#Encino Man-#18892

Applications Programming Department#-Mistakes Made..

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Applications Programming Department#-Mistakes Made While You Wait.#2865

If you want to survive in life, you've got to know..

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If you want to survive in life, you've got to know where your towel is.#Douglas Adams-THHGTTG#14873

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you..

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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.#-#17185

i've been running this seti@home thing all week an..

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i've been running this seti@home thing all week and i haven't detected any aliens yet#Joshua Schachter-#13384

It's never too late for romance, it's only too lat..

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It's never too late for romance, it's only too late to get up the next morning.#-#16465

My next guest is one of the world's great illusion..

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My next guest is one of the world's great illusionists, but perhaps his greatest trick was landing Claudia Schiffer. How the hell did he do THAT?#David Letterman-#19547

May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth wi..

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May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a Thousand Caramels.#-#18626

Live long and prosper. If anything goes wrong, nuk..

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Live long and prosper. If anything goes wrong, nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.#Ryan Troll-#17818