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Do not meddle in the affairs of Win32, for it is subtle, and quick to anger.#Dan Martinez-#5853
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Eat triticale: 3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong#-#6579
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A)bort R)etry G)et a stick and kill it.#-#1549
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Is it safe?#Marathon Man-#15625
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Bit happens.#-#3777
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Bother.#Pooh-#3936
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I love this job. Nothing like paranoia and neurosis. Who needs a Coke habit? I've got journalism!!#Brian Stillman-#11482
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If you want to really impress me, do the seemingly impossible: Find a writer with opposable thumbs.#Mr. Cranky-#14866
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Loyalty is more important to me than random human life in some cases... There are definitely friends (and relatives) for whom I'd move a body.#John Dobbin-#18058
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May you lose everything, so that no enemy can cast an evil eye upon you.#-#18569
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Did I ever tell you about my Reebok story? I ain't getting no love from Nike.#Jerry Maguire-#5599
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I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes.#-#13279
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Flattery will get you everywhere.#-#7544
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Folks didn't need background checks, scantron questionnaires, and recorded greetings when the process was mediated by relatives who actually *knew* (and vouched for) the would-be lovers.#Ari Rapkin-#7571
