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He who borrows sells his freedom.#-#9006
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IOT trap -- core dumped#-#15564
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Line up alphabetically by height.#Casey Stengel-#17767
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I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.#James Dean-#10340
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I would sooner be notorious than unknown.#-#12543
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It is a very good book, but it was not a book meant to be read.#Yaser Abu-Mostafa-#15801
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If love is the stuff that holds us together, then what's the sticky stuff on the bed? Spilt soda?#-#14068
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HEY NOW!!!! YOU'RE MAKING ME WRITE IN ALL CAPS.#Kristiina Wilson-#9455
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Linus, for example, didn't actually try to write Linux from scratch. Instead, he started by reusing code and ideas from Minix, a tiny Unix-like OS for 386 machines. Eventually all the Minix code went away or was completely rewritten - but while it was the#Eric S. Raymond-The Cathedral and the Bazaar#17771
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Do you hear the people sing? Say, do you hear the distant drums? It is the future that they bring when tomorrow comes!#Les Miserables-#5919
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Armadillo, v.: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.
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I actually don't want a ground floor in my house, but I think stilt houses have some other problems which may outweigh my objections to the ground floor.#John Dobbin-#9983
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Always remember you're unique - just like everybody else.#-#2203
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If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?#-#13903
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Kilroy wouldn't dare come in here.#-#17024
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Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.#-#19061
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Let me add that if the general population drank like cabal does, all hell would break loose, plus of course we'd eliminate the earth's vital alcohol reserves, causing moose to get even more irritable than he already is, however on balance, we would see mo#Scott Potter-#17328
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He doesn't expect to be paid back.#-#2181
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Bio-personals: Gene therapy graduate. After years of producing nothing but gibberish, I've shed my exons and am ready to express my introns. All I need is a cute vector to introduce me to the right host.#-#3747
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May your children grow tall, strong, straight, and hardy like the weeds in the Garden of Eden.#-#18594
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A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.#-#633
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Avoid September.#-#3254
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I'd love to, but I'm in training to be a household pest.#-#12692
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I'm not going to say anything about Y2K bugs. I suspect that their effects in North America will resemble the normal operation of most Microsoft software.#Dayv-#13137
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Don't tell your friends your faults. They will correct the fault and never forgive you.#-#6280
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.#-#545
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He may look like nothing more than a big barbarian, but deep down, he's a big barbarian with a caffeine addiction.#Andy Simmons-#8927
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Incest may be against God's law, but this is the law of California we're dealing with.#Scenes from a Mall-#15418
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It was unintelligible at any speed we played it.#US Govt report investigating bad words in Louie Louie""-#16183
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I never did it that way before.#-#11570
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A friend who was working at the Microsoft booth said that a number of people had come up and asked to see it but that (a) the people working at the Microsoft booth were Mac folks and (b) they didn't want to be tarred and feathered, an activity of some his#Adam Engst-#844
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In pioneer days they used oxen for heavy pulling, and when one ox couldn't budge a log, they didn't try to grow a larger ox. We shouldn't be trying for bigger computers, but for more systems of computers.#Admiral Grace Hopper-#15273
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I drink to make other people interesting.#George Jean Nathan-#10727
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Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors.#-#6750
