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it's not the mere _power_ to do something which will sell someone on a technology...it's the power to do something egregiously stupid on a mere whim. Lessons for the future of the Macintosh, methinks.#Andy Ihnatko-#16543
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In this world of sin and sorrow if virtue triumphs over vice it is not because it is virtuous, but because it has bigger and better guns; if honesty prevails over double-dealing, it is not because it is honest, but because it has a stronger army more nobl#William Somerset Maugham-Then and Now#15388
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May the bluebird of happiness crap all over your wedding cake.#-#18494
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I overslept one day and got so far behind that now I think I am ahead.#Calvin and Hobbes-#11637
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Catholic girls, they never confess.#-#4429
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I don't blame the Indians for being discouraged. They were the only ones ever to be conquered by the United States and not come out ahead.#Robert Orben-#10515
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Never underestimate the power of a fight between Jesus and Santa#Tim Skirvin-#19953
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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.#Animal House-#7360
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C is like a huge V8 engine, attached directly to wheels with no gearing, no brake and must be steered by hand. Perl is a car with an autopilot designed by insane aliens.#Jeff Smith-#4219
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It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.#William Somerset Maugham-#16229
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How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell the next?#-#9749
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Lets bake cookies for the boys.#Malibu Stacy-the Simpsons#17449
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Genius is the talent of a man who is dead.#-#8017
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Don't think of it as a cigarette... think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand...#Friends-#6285
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Etc. (gratuitous parenthetical phrase).#Craig Guthery-#6796
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I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky -- but there wasn't any gum under any of them.#-#12231
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It's so hot I just saw a little man in orange robes burst into flames.#Robin Williams-#16611
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Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.#-#8480
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Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the Serpent, and the poor Serpent didn't have a leg to stand on.#-#1689
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French for dark bathroom: Jeanne d'Arc#-#7828
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Help me help you.#Jerry Maguire-#9328
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1. Everything depends. 2. Nothing is always. 3. Everything is sometimes.#-#360
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Motherboard - maternal parent listening to you tell her about your latest program.#-#19210
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It's easier to sink than to salvage.#John Dobbin-#16356
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LAS VEGAS LAW: Never bet on a loser because his luck is bound to change.#-#17152
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First Corollary of Taber's Second Law: Machines that piss people off get murdered.#Pat Taber-#7482
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Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes. Suddenly.#-#2683
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I learned long ago that in school you have to either work hard or rationalize well, and I do believe in going with one's strengths.#Berna Massingill-#11351
