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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?#Lily Tomlin-#14067
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I must have gone to the toilet a dozen times the night before I was executed.#-#11543
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It takes a village to raise a child.#African adage-#16121
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If you need a friend, get a dog.#Wall Street-#14719
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It is generally agreed that Hello is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said Goodbye, it could confuse a lot of people.#Dolph Sharp-I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot#15908
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Mommy's all right, daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird. Surrender, but don't give yourself away.#Cheap Trick-#19028
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Life is a series of very rude awakenings.#-#17560
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At least Congress cannot make death worse each year.#-#3162
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Jon Voight, who, given his recent roles in Anaconda, U-Turn, and Most Wanted, is the acting analogy to a proctologist who's constantly sticking his fingers down his patients' throats.#Mr. Cranky-#16799
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I'm a people person, you idiot. Like I care.#Jay Leno-#12867
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Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock.#The New York Times-Januari 20, 1981#7463
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I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.#Edgar Allan Poe-#11052
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It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past into the back.#Dan Quayle-#16244
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.#-#3202
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If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.#-#13607
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.#Robert Frost-#968
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I don't think you should worry about your looks. You've suffered enough already.#-#10670
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File not found, but if you'll hum a few bars...#-#7442
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He drops more names than a telephone book with bad binding.#Michel Marriott-#8854
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Freeman s Commentary: Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the game.
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Life Facts..Death, Taxes, and THEY will Tax us to Death#-#17528
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As she hears the wedding march, three things are foremost in a bride's mind: aisle, altar, hymn.#-#3063
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.#George Carlin-Brain Droppings#11710
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Be consistent, but don't do it all the time.#-#3423
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I brake for no apparent reason.#-#10245
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For your own safety, please stay behind the line I have drawn around my supply of chocolate.#-#7721
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I have no mouth and I must scream.#-#11088
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He who desires but acts not breeds pestilence.#William Blake-#9010
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A showoff always gets shown up in a showdown.#-#1349
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Minnesota: If you love it, raise your right ski.#-#18922
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Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.#-#4524
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I'm not Bajoran. Sisko punched me in the nose.#Kira-#13104
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A new study claims that a moderate amount of alcohol can help a person think. Right. You not only think the woman at the end of the bar is beautiful, but that she's also interested in you.#-#1169
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America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called Vespuccia and changed its name to America.#Mike Harding-The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac#2295
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If not controlled, work flows to the competent person until he is submerged.#-#14108
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Drive your roomie nuts: Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.#-#6437
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If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.#Paul Reiser-#13619
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Her teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down.#-#9376
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I love Gummi Bears ... and I want Gummi Bears and I like Gummi Bears and I eat Gummi Bears and I don't like it when I don't eat my Gummi Bears, but I'm certainly not addicted to them.#Philip Morris President James Morgan on why cigarettes are not addictive-#11463
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Movies ARE photography. 24 times a second.#Slacker-#19227
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Computer nerds have pictures of beautiful women in their X background so they can say, She's my X girlfriend.""#-#4923
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And we put a little sand in it to make the experience a little more pleasant.#Hudsucker Proxy-#2587
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[The United States] is like Britain, only with buttons.#Ringo Starr-#498
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Forms follow function, and often obliterate it.#-#7757
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I have a plan so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.#Blackadder II-#10989
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Luck is the residue of design.#Branch Rickey-#18064
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Mr. Worf, scan that ship. Aye Captain. 300 dpi?#-#19246
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Assassins aim to please.#-#3136
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I feel almost happy.#-#10746
