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Ben and Jerry's send the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers to use as feed. Pigs love the stuff, except for one flavor: Mint Oreo.#-#3618
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May you be spared the indignities and infirmities of old age.#-#18531
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My time is a piece of wax, fallin' on a termite, who's chokin' on the splinters.#Beck-#19613
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Brain Disengaged; Call Back Tomorrow.#-#3961
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I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.#-#12629
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I'm never silly looking, I'm gothic!#Christy Regenhardt-#13074
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If moths like the light so much, why don't we see them during the day? Because they're all six inches from the sun bashing into it.#-#14090
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C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN#-#4246
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.#-#688
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Lewis's Law of Travel: The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.#-#17458
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A politician would do well to remember that he has to live with his conscience longer than he does with his constituents.#Melvin R. Laird-#1257
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I would love to go out with you, but my patent is pending.#-#12519
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He that bringeth a present, findeth the door open.#-Scottish proverb.#8945
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In a farm town the whole neighborhood was stirred up, spring ploughing.#-#15084
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A virtuous life is its own punishment.#-#1477
