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Between stimulus and response there is decision.#George X. Torres-#3670
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Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.#-#17043
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A billion here, a couple of billion there -- first thing you know it adds up to be real money.#Everett McKinley Dirksen-#557
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Cluelessness... try it!#-#4766
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Is this the right room for an argument?#Monty Python-#15678
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May you outlive everyone but your mother-in-law.#-#18584
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Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution.#-#6736
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i'd feel sorry for you if you weren't grossly overpaid.#Geoff Spear-#12590
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My point? My point is that we are assassins. We are cutthroats. We kill.#Mr. Croup-Neverwhere#19579
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Bathe twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passable clean, and once a week to avoid being a public menace.#Anthony Burgess-#3378
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I also know a lot of people for whom the good ole days means 'before all the baby goths started thinking they were vampires and that it was all about sitting in your room in the dark being depressed and listening to bloody Bela Lugosi's Dead over and over#Matt Bocci-#9997
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I can assure you that size will not be a problem.
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I'm sharp and shiny, just like an icicle.#-#13242
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Anagram: Clint Eastwood = Old West Action#-#2449
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Money is the seed of money, and the first guinea is sometimes more difficult to acquire than the second million.#Jean Jacques Rousseau-#19055
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I've been noticing that my desire to have children decreases as I get older. Kinda like a reverse biological clock. It's not particularly disturbing, but it's sort of interesting. (It is so.)#John Dobbin-#13381
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It s never too late to have a happy childhood.
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A starving entrepreneur can't afford to offend customers. One spends 40-80 hours/week doing favors for people. Few religions can match that.#Ken Laws-#1387
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I gave up drugs 20 years ago, but I just can't kick ice cream.#-#10825
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A commercial traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession. Who died?" he asked a nearby local. "I'm not sure#" replied the local- "but I think its the one in the coffin.""#670
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Computer chips are small because computers take small bytes.#-#4917
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I, (state your name), agree that the next time I, (state your name), get an idea for making a movie or writing a book or singing a song about Generation X which describes people sitting around and doing nothing more than talking to each other about how ha#Mr. Cranky-#12573
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If it was easy, the hardware people would take care of it.#-#13984
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I am beginning to write C programs, but I am unable to run them. After I enter 'cc name.c' I get the 'a.out' file. How can I execute it?#Paul Hodor-#10052
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A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, a libido, a denial.#Nirvana-#1152
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If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing.#B. Russell-#13759
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I've been thinking of bettering myself. I applied for village of Kensington.#Blackadder III-#13388
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Excuses are the leaning posts of fools.#-#7207
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Goldfish don't bounce.#Bart Simpson-Writing 500 times on the board#8350
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Anthony s Law of Force: Don t force it; get a larger hammer.
