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General Interest" sites are rarely either."#J.D. Peterson-#34
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Don't settle for the lesser evil this November -- Cthulhu for President!#-#6239
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If you fool around with something long enough, it will eventually break.#-#14622
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Checksum, n.: Bank balance at the end of month#-#4532
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Ninety percent of good programming is resisting the temptation to be a dumb-ass.#taylor@wired.com-#20083
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1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight: It's not just a good idea, it's the law!#-#363
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I got lost in thought. It was an unfamiliar territory.#-#10857
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I'm mad at you because you were someone else.#-#13060
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Be a life long or short, its completeness depends on what it was lived for.#David Starr Jordan-#3389
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Mirth Control: Proper use of a conundrum.#-#18940
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Ineptitude: If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.#www.despair.com-#15448
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Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.#-#8658
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I think I'll join in with the anarchists... if I could only find their headquarters... if they only had a platform.#Elizabeth Bishop-#11916
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Corn isn't a problem. It's on the edible list. Corn, peas, carrots, lettuce in some situations, pickles, potatoes, string beans in some situations.#John Dobbin-#5126
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Minimum wage... hyaaah! <Whack!>#They Might Be Giants-#18918
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I waited and waited, and when nobody called, I knew it was from you.#-#12128
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Genius, n.: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with BRIGHT.#-#8021
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Additional information can be found by fingering women@andrew.#the CMU Women's Center-#1715
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Discretion is the better part of valour, but stupidity goes everywhere.#-#5743
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Hey, I have an idea! AFS Stacker!#Kevin Kozicki-#9487
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Little Red Riding Hood#Scum Killer-#17803
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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.#The Cowboy's Guide to Life-#14948
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In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.#Benjamin Franklin-#15392
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Didn't I ask you to stop playing Wild Kingdom" in the house?"#Scott Adams-#5655
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I have come up with some interesting variations, especially in the area of compound verbs.#George Carlin-#11032
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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.#Voltaire-#10472
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Lyrics are the deep thoughts of our generation.#Adam Rifkin-#18085
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Hey! That's on our towels at home!#-#9470
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Abandon all hope, ye who press ENTER here.#-#1557
