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I'll have the plate of vomit.#Alec Grossman-#12798
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Drive your roomie nuts: Fill his fishtank with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.#-#6426
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Knowing the length of your gym schedule, that means you will be in the gym for most of the afternoon.#John Thornley to Adam Rifkin-#17074
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Golf combines two of America's greatest pasttimes... taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.#P.J. O'Rourke-#8351
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Do the things which you will be proud to remember when you are old.#-#5891
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I plead alignment to the flakes of the united snakes of a merry cow, and to the Republicans for which they scam, one nacho, underpants, with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.#Matt Groening-#11655
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.#-#2051
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My psycho-analyst is going to be out of a job.#-#19585
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It just goes to show you, its always something.#-#16049
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Driver's license exam question: When passing on right# always _______________." Your answer: "Shoot to Kill.""-Top 5#6445
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Being an OOP programmer without knowing Smalltalk is like being a Christian preacher without knowing the Scriptures#-#3590
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Let's do something together sometime this weekend, other than sleep (or watch tv), ok????#Michelle Gardner-#17382
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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.#Rush-Freewill#14528
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I have decided to ensure myself a type of perpetual, albeit posthumous, engagement.#Jonathan Hartman-Who has drawn up a will leaving his skull to the Royal Shakespeare Company, so that he can appear for ever as Yorick in Hamlet.#11036
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If there is no happy ending, make one out of cookie dough.#-#14295
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Chili peppers burn my gut.#Side Hackers-#4624
