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Nietzsche is pietzsche, Goethe is murder.#-#20066
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He who forgets will be destined to remember.#Pearl Jam-#9026
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i am the 'travel bingo' of the information superhighway#Chad McDaniel-#10152
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Mountain climbers rope themselves together to prevent the sensible ones from going home.#-#19218
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I'd love to, but I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.#-#12691
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I did not see Elvis.#Bart Simpson-Writing 500 times on the board#10453
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Conservatism is the policy of make no change and consult your grandmother when in doubt.#Woodrow Wilson-#5048
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First, we'll look at a level-sensitive approach, and we'll see why that fails. Then we'll look at something people actually built, and we'll see why that fails as well. Way off at the other extreme is Ethernet. Ethernet is pretty cool -- it actually works#Ron Bianchini-#7515
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Moroccan Proverb: Among walnuts only the empty one speaks.#-#19130
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If SUCCESS consisted simply of not taking chances, then GLORY would be at the disposal of the most mediocre talent!#-#14203
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Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.#-#8094
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Binary, adj.: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.#-#3745
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Wired" is "People" for the Internet."#Billy Brackenridge-#518
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I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.#Vice President Dan Quayle-#10220
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Germany, Europe. 1944. 16 million DEAD. Bosnia, Europe. 1994. HOW MANY MORE?#-#8048
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If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.#-#14165
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According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now.#Top 5-#1614
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hlp! hlp! 'm bng cmprssd!#-#9616
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A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason!#-#1045
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Helen of Spud had a face that lunched a thousand chips.#-#9273
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Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.#Batman Returns-#18975
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Jone's Principle: Needs are a function of what other people have.#-#16803
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A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk.#-#1350
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A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.#Homer Simpson-#584
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I walked into the adult book store, and my heart was beating faster than the drums at the tip of Zimbabwe. They never taught me nothin bout this in Catholic school.#Rugburns-#12133
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If we set up a system that is optimized for surveillance, this government may not and probably won't use it. But then another government comes to power, one that sees the potential to use their 'keys' to destroy their opponents. It could be the last gover#Phil Zimmerman-#14402
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Confusion is the state of mind when you're not really sure you have one.#Louisa Bennett-#5019
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Being snubbed by beauticians is not my idea of a good time.#Real Genius-#3607
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Well, as long as there was no betting.#-#15858
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If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.#Slous-#14544
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Minnesota: Land of two seasons, winter is coming and winter is here.#-#18925
