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Fuck you and the prepositional phrase you rode in on.#John Jantos-#7899
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If John Madden steps outside on February 2, looks down, and doesn't see his feet, we'll have 6 more weeks of Pro football.#Chuck Newcombe-#14038
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Education majors make you do it again and again until you get it right.#-#6611
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My wife said she had her hair teased. To me it looked like it was insulted.#-#19632
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Niklaus Wirth has lamented that, whereas Europeans pronounce his name correctly (Ni-klows Virt), Americans invariably mangle it into (Nick-les Worth). Which is to say that Europeans call him by name, but Americans call him by value.#-#20076
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Everything I need to know, I learned in the lyrics of Heavy Metal Ballads.#-#7106
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After riding a motorcycle, riding a car is like riding a living room. Except Claudia's car, which is like riding your crazy grandmother's attic.#Colin MacDonald-#1790
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Keep your emotional exchanges on a tranquil level.#-#16974
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Marketing can pick the quarter, but Development gets to pick the year.
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A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.#-#748
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Every noble work is at first impossible.#Thomas Carlyle-#6953
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Natural High: raw sienna, burnt umber and periwinkle. Natural Low: raw flesh, burnt toast, and Perry Como.#-#19690
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Friends don't let friends drive naked.#-#7842
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And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship Him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.#Revelation 13:8-#2482
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I LOVE BUFFER OVERFLOWS. I THINK I'LL TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT ARRAY.#Mike Schwern-#11456
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A small date stump props up the water jar.#-#1366
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Moral loophole: It is not plagiarism if you would have written it exactly that way.#-#19094
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I went mad once. Did me a world of good.#-#12304
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For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz.#-#7690
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If you're short/tall, petite/large, young/elderly, blonde/red head/brunette, I'm your man.#Detroit Metro Times-#14951
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It doesn't matter whether Mike and Jimmy disembowel Lewis or barbecue his favorite pet... you can bet the farm that the inevitable bond of friendship" will form at the end# because if it didn't- some in the audience might start thinking that crimes had consequences."#15748
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Embarrasingly enough, the link I sought was not on your page, so my frustration toward you was misdirected.#John Dobbin-#6687
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I can't seem to make what I hear fit, however. Ah, Eddie. Always inscrutable!#Megan Coughlin-#10364
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I find that removing my trousers and underwear before going to the toilet makes it a far easier and more enjoyable experience.#-#10808
