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Make a wish, it might come true.#-#18141
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I really love how the phrase using the full power of C++" has come to mean "slow and sucky"."#Steve Gifford-#11703
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.#Douglas Adams-#15309
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Anybody going into boxing already has brain damage.#George Foreman-when asked whether he worries about brain damage#2758
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Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.#-#17187
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Inferiority complex, n.: Conviction by a jury of your fears.#-#15454
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on the human face -- forever... And remember that it is forever.#George Orwell-#14844
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A woman who demands equality is selling herself short.#George Bernard Shaw-#1523
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Intel: Putting the backwards in backwards compatibility.#-#15528
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I got a book on helium for Christmas. I can't put it down.#-#10849
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Earn cash in your spare time --- blackmail your friends.#-#6548
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it's irrelevant, because women exist only to make my life hell, preferably after lots of sex.#Geoff Spear-#16408
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A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
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For some women, shopping is a sex compensation, so the shop must seduce the customer.#Lady Dartmouth-#7693
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Let s take the shortcut, he can t see us from there.
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Michael Jackson's Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!): Don't do it yet.#-#18837
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Just shut up and give me the trinkets, booth weasel!#Top 5-#16905
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It's an ALIEN! Yes, an ALIEN. A big hulking alien. My groggy but functioning automatic response program IS operational. It says, What the hell are you talking about?" Make note for future: this is probably not the best way to handle a first contact."#Robert Rodgers-#16294
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I've been everything you can't respect... a lawyer, a mayor, a news anchor and a talk-show host. If I sell used cars, I've done the whole cycle.#Jerry Springer-#13373
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got 'im with the mower#-#5237
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He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
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I don t worry about crime in the streets, it s the sidewalks I stay off of.
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I would rather be governed by the first two thousand names in the Cambridge telephone directory than by the faculty of Harvard.#William F. Buckley-#12534
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Existentialism was created so starving poets could sit around in coffee shops twirling their goatees, drinking espresso, and smoking cigarettes while discussing how despair is sexually appealing, which it isn't.#-#7218
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Ambiguous headline: TWO CONVICTS EVADE NOOSE, JURY HUNG#-#2277
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Big whorls have little whorls which feed their velocity, and little whorls have lesser whorls, And so on to viscosity.#-#3728
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Cryonicists Stay Stiff Longer.#-#5223
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I ve always been independent, and I don t see how it conflicts with femininity.
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He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.#-#9164
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Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. Count that day lost whose low descending sun Views from thy hand no worthy action done.#-#5099
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Absence makes the heart grow frantic.#-#1584
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A day without sunshine is like, night.#J.D. Peterson-#731
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I went to a strip mall the other day with my friend. Let me tell you, I was disappointed. Everybody else had on clothes.#-#12316
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Deanna tries to read Picard's mind and sees Pontiac.#-#5394
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Never eat anything larger than your head.#-#19810
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Joy is not in things; it is in us.#R. Wagner-#16815
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In every revolution there is one man with a vision.#James T. Kirk-Mirror, Mirror#15192
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It's clever, but is it art?#-#16339
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Let's make like a nut and bolt.#-#17420
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Computer Scientists do it byte by byte.#-#4936
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Everything's coming up roses.#-#7139
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And if you put Saturn in a bucket of water, it would float. ...but you wouldn't want to do that! It would leave a ring! And leave you with a Titanic clean-up job to do.#-#2525
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Are you grading now? Waiting for a more favorable alignment of the stars?#Berna Massingill-#2903
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Here today, gaunt tomorrow.#-#9396
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Junk journalism is the evidence of a society that has at least one thing right, that there should be nobody with the power to dictate where responsible journalism begins.#Tom Stoppard-#16826
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...that rare first draft of the Constitution with the word 'suckers' in it.#Smithers-The Simpsons#333
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Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you are.#Jack Handey-#6121
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Go to the law for a sheep and lose your cow.#German Proverb-#8221
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It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools.#-#16537
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Exited Mann Chinese at _exactly_ 4:19 AM. Return trip is ~17 minutes.#Rohit Khare-#7219
