Bloom Lady: April 2013

Tuesday 30 April 2013

It's not the details that matter. It's the person ..

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It's not the details that matter. It's the person typing those details in stream of consciousness that matters. Put another way, it's not the shadow, but what's CASTING the shadow that matters. A person has to relax the mind and make it all fuzzy to see t#Adam Rifkin-#16540

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Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ..

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Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.#F.M. Knowles-#18312

Lebanese Proverb: The bride is a frog, but the wed..

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Lebanese Proverb: The bride is a frog, but the wedding a cyclone.#-#17282

He who eats when he is full digs his grave with hi..

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He who eats when he is full digs his grave with his teeth.#-#9019

It's for the let Calvin live through recess fund."..

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It's for the let Calvin live through recess fund.""#Moe-#16369

If you go through life with people constantly star..

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If you go through life with people constantly staring at you and pointing, you tend to get the idea that you're not pleasing to look at.#John Dobbin-#14636

Nightowls are _real_ people.#-#20072..

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Nightowls are _real_ people.#-#20072

Monday 29 April 2013

Confucious say: 'I have no time for monks resistin..

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Confucious say: 'I have no time for monks resisting the carnival'#-#4991

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote c..

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I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.#-#10427

All progress is based upon a universal innate desi..

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All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.#Samuel Butler-#2032

Hey, I don't have all the answers. In business as ..

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Hey, I don't have all the answers. In business as in life, I've failed as much as I've succeeded. But I love my wife, I love my life, and I wish you that type of success.#Dicky Fox-Jerry Maguire#9485

I know so little, but I know it fluently...#-#1131..

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I know so little, but I know it fluently...#-#11316

A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare.#-#590..

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A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare.#-#590

Look! A GothiKKKKKKKK Wanker!#Kristiina Wilson-#17..

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Look! A GothiKKKKKKKK Wanker!#Kristiina Wilson-#17899

Excellent! Now I can precisely measure my penguin ..

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Excellent! Now I can precisely measure my penguin slippage!#Dan Martinez-#7173

Duh. . . I didn't know FORMAT C: did that?#-#6495..

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Duh. . . I didn't know FORMAT C: did that?#-#6495

Cool's eternal, but it's always dated.#Fugazi-#511..

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Cool's eternal, but it's always dated.#Fugazi-#5115

Bigamist, n.: Dense fog in Italy.#-#3729..

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Bigamist, n.: Dense fog in Italy.#-#3729

Moonbeam - if you can t stand the heat, stay out o

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Moonbeam - if you can t stand the heat, stay out of the sun.

congratulations! you are the first person to crash..

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congratulations! you are the first person to crash my new computer. you have won a stream of obscenities.#-#5028

Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.#-#6176..

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Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.#-#6176

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had li..

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I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.#Steven Wright-#11678

I'm not sure what caffeine does, but without it, I..

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I'm not sure what caffeine does, but without it, I'm sure your head caves in!#-#13176

Man makes the money, money never makes the man.

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Man makes the money, money never makes the man.

Sunday 28 April 2013

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close..

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.#George Burns-#8661

fuck ice frisbee, it's all about BUTTSLEDDING#Coll..

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fuck ice frisbee, it's all about BUTTSLEDDING#Colleen McManus-#7895

Maybe some people think verbing fantastics languag..

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Maybe some people think verbing fantastics language.#Adam Rifkin-#18652

My brother has invented a new coffin. It just goes..

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My brother has invented a new coffin. It just goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up. Do you want to buy one?#-#19361

Adweanne#Rocky-#1752..

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Adweanne#Rocky-#1752

If you were to condense the best of the Web down t..

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If you were to condense the best of the Web down to a single phrase, what would it be? What words capture the Internet's purest essence? No, not 'free porn'.#Greg Knauss-#14893

I suppose it's a reasonable ploy. Crying is no mor..

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I suppose it's a reasonable ploy. Crying is no more odious than the other goofy, ill-advised scams we use to convince women to do the senseless, clothesless, irresponsible things we most wish them to do. If it works, hey.#Men's Health-#11846

How come all the buttons keep flying off my shirt?..

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How come all the buttons keep flying off my shirt?#-#9762

Lightning is one helluva murder weapon. And the be..

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Lightning is one helluva murder weapon. And the best part is, it cannot be traced.#-#17726

A motorcycle is a combination of pony, blow dryer,..

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A motorcycle is a combination of pony, blow dryer, and vibrator - perfect for girls of all ages.#Colin MacDonald-#1150

My problem with most athletic challenges is traini..

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My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy and find that workouts cut into my drinking time.#A Wolverine is Eating My Leg-#19581

May your only son be the goalie on a nudist hockey..

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May your only son be the goalie on a nudist hockey team.#-#18618

Don't have to prove anything. I just put it out th..

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Don't have to prove anything. I just put it out there and retract it after the damage is done. Have you not been paying attention to the way the world works?#John Dobbin-#6159

I am not myself these days, for all I know I might..

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I am not myself these days, for all I know I might be you. There's more than room enough for two inside my mind.#John Jasper-Drood#10120

Bio-personals: I don't always express myself on th..

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Bio-personals: I don't always express myself on the surface, but I'm looking for a signal that you appreciate my complexity. Send me the right message that will penetrate my membranes, turn on my protein expression and release my potential energy.#-#3749