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I used to watch golf on television, but the doctor said I needed more exercise, so now I watch tennis.#-#12120
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A pride of lions. A gaggle of geese. An odd lot of programmers.#-#1268
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Addiction is a drag.#Dennis Hopper-#1712
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Can you tell that your story is not gripping me? I am in a state of non-gripness. I am completely, smegging un-gripped.#Lister; Red Dwarf-#4334
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If at first you don't suceed, you're about normal.#-#13705
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Do not quench your inspiration and your imagination; do not become the slave of your model.#Vincent van Gogh-#5859
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All I am saying is, let's try to stretch that fashion dollar.#Michael Keaton-Dream Team#1949
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I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.#-#11739
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Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat.#David Geary-#1716
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Marriage is like a bath. By the time you get used to it, it's not so hot.#-#18323
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I spent some time at the beach... Being that close to such a vast expanse of water definitely put this kid's life in perspective. The ocean is big. I am small. Yes. But I am nothing. And I realized that it's worth the struggle to live. And it means everyt#Amy Grant-#11818
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No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time steady eye.#Winston Churchill-#20134
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E equals M C cubed... darn that inflation!#-#6528
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In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetency#-The Peter Principle#15129
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Applicants must also have extensive knowledge of UNIX, although they should have sufficiently good programming taste to not consider this an achievement.#-#2864
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If it weren't for C, we'd still be programming in OBOL, BASI, and PASAL!#-#13994
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I was supposed to win 32.8% of the prizes. I'll have to figure that out.#Real Genius-#12261
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I hate the idea of causes, and if I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.#E. M. Forster-#10947
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How many fairly grievous lies had I told? How many moral lapses had I committed? How many ethical breaches had I fallen into?#Michael Wolff-#9851
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Look behind you, Gigi.#-#17883
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Ettore's Observation: The other line moves faster.#-#6801
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Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself.#Bits & Pieces-#7891
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Carpe Noctum. Seize the night. I do more work after 2AM than most people do all day.#-#4404
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Exercise caution in your daily affairs.#-#7213
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Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.#Oscar Wilde-#18196
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Here's the title of a little flyer we received in the mail lately: Hazardous Waste Warnings. As the warnings were hazardous, we made sure not to read them...#Rustan Leino-#9416
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Buzzards are known to salivate at the mere mention of Bob Dole's name.#Top 5-#4171
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Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.#-#19910
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Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.#-#7848
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Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.#-#6303
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Neither spread the germs of gossip nor encourage others to do so.#-#19747
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If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?#-#13564
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Intriguing. I did not know humans were so capable.#Data-Star Trek, The Next Generation#15553
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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant to the power of the force.#Darth Vader-#6065
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If it's a despot you would dethrone, see first that his throne erected within you is destroyed.#Kahlil Gibran-1923#14008
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If you build it, they will come.#Field of Dreams-#14457
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Also, if you, leverage you're primary strengths and put your's and other's goals in a mission statement, and meet too discuss there ideas, your more, likely to meet you're careabout, to.#Sam Kass-#2160
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Cringely's Second Law states that in computers, ease of use with equivalent performance varies with the square root of the cost of development.#Robert X. Cringely-#5205
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Intelligent Terminal - one that does understand what you're trying to do, but is clever enough to screw up in an interesting way.#-#15534
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Don't go to the sea without purpose or porpoise.#Lewis Carroll-#6151
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Never mistake a clear view for a short distance.#Paul Saffo-#19871
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I would love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.#-#12491
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Cute animals and kids never go out of style.#John Dobbin-#5252
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Love is grand. Divorce is fifty grand.#-#17993
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Hofstadter's Law: The time and effort required to complete a project are always more than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.#-#9632
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Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons.#-#4387
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Apathy: If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.#www.despair.com-#2842
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If you call this a short staff, you oppose its reality. If you do not call it a short staff, you ignore the fact. Now what do you wish to call this?#Douglas Hofstadter-Godel Escher Bach#14461
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Expansion slots, n. pl.: The extra holes in your belt buckle.#-#7222
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A generation which ignores history has no past--and no future.#-#855
